Space Pew Pew

SPACE PEW PEW is a story about friendship, loyalty, and camaraderie set in the unforgiving expanse of the universe! Alex (a charming, underachieving smuggler) and his best buddy Toshiro (a sarcastic android) piss off a Euclidian arms dealer and end up as major players in an intergalactic war! There's oodles of laughs, plenty of violence, more pop-culture references than you can shake a mediocre CGI-infested prequel trilogy at, and penis jokes! Also, the Author is very attractive. And poor. You should really buy this book.